All right, God, say that You are really there. You have put me in this fix. You want to test me. Suppose I test You? Suppose I say that You are not there? You've given me a supreme test with my parents and with these boils. I think that I have passed Your test. I am tougher than You. If You will come down here right now, I will spit into Your face, if You have a face. And do You shit? The priest never answered that question. He told us not to doubt. Doubt what? I think that You have been picking on me too much so I am asking You to come down here so I can put You to the test! I waited. Nothing. I waited for God. I waited and waited. I believe I slept. Charles Bukowski
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The above quote is a response to a question that was asked by the prophet Jerry Falwell. The question was, "Can a person who believes in God spit on God?" When J.F. replied, "I believe the great Jerry Falwell can do it. What do you think?"

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